Oh, fuzzy squirrel in the tree,
flicking your tail and mocking me.
You run the wire with ease and flair,
And run around without a care.
Up and down the tree you run,
round and round is such fun.
I watch you flit from there to here,
A life so free without a care!
“No More,” I think, “you brazen squirrel!”
As envy builds, my lip doth curl…
Taking no more of this or that!
I imagine myself an orange cat!